Be careful what you wish for.

i want more people in my life that are cool w/ just holding my hand sometimes

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

Excuse you! That is Nana Egbert

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

female-gamzee-honk:

deliciouslyunstable:

penccils:

digitide:

altairchan:

connors-wife:

whereischarlesleee:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

short eagle that has to be the worst fucking name i have never heard

Fiery sun tho

Bloody eagle I’m metal as shit

novice blood

fucking hardcore

sharp dagger

wow incredible

Fallen Shadow…

night feather

HIDDEN VISION

Moon Blade. That’s not too bad

moonlight-loveliness:

REBLOG THIS AND ILL DRAW A PICTURE BASED ON YOUR URL SERIOUSLY

me: hey mum, lets say you die.
mum: ok
me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be? 
mum: 
mum: you
mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me

dads-a-muggle-mums-a-witch:

Okay so, I’m having sex with Caliborn for 2 hours. oh god.

Kanaya for 12 >:3

shiorioji:

id-rather-be-a-prince:

scarlettghost:

sofarfromshameless:

arosebyadifferentname:

mythemeisfangirl:

comealongmisspond:

nudityandnerdery:

feigenbaumsworld:

morganoperandi:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kerrimaryberry:

Always reblog David Bowie

He reminds me of the babe

What babe?

The babe with the power.

What power?

the power of voodoo.

who do?

you do!

do what?

Remind me of the babe.

I SAW MY BABY, CRYIN’ HARD AS BABE COULD CRY. WHAT COULD I DO?!?!?

My baby’s love had gone, and left my baby blue.

NOBODY KNEW.

What kind of magic spell to use?

umuovo:

shadowsbeloved:

umuovo:

whalespeaker:

umuovo:

theres a dead frog on my floor

Why is that???

i think my cats brought it in and forgot to eat it or something idk im gonna pick it up in a minute

It’s a sign that your cat respects you. Its a gift :D

i suppose i’ll keep it then maybe i can get a frog skeleton

That’d be really sweet :O